D harms among the first and others. Kharms D. “In a different way and in a different way. "One way and another"

First of all, I slept a song and finished.

In another way, Petko comes up to me and says: “I’ll go with you.” And we both went, singing songs.

Thirdly, we go and wonder - we are standing at the age of a human, growing from the brain.

"Who are you?" - Powered by mi yogo. - “I am the least hired person in the world.” - “Come with us.” - “We’re on our way.”

Let's go further, otherwise the little man can't catch up with us. You run fast, but you still get up. They took him by the hands. Petka is for the right, I am for the left. The little person was hanging in our arms, her feet poking the ground. Let's go ahead. All three of us go and whistle songs.

Fourthly, we walked and marveled at the fact that a man was lying on the road, his head resting on a stump, and he himself was so long that it was impossible to see where his legs would end. We came even closer, and as soon as we got to our feet, as soon as we hit the stump with our fist, the stump hit the ground and fell. And the old lady looked around, shook us and said: “Who are they that disturbed my sleep?” - “We, we seem to be, are cheerful lads. Do you want to come with us? - “Good,” - like a long time ago, the person was like to break up twenty meters of land at a time. “Hey,” the little human shouts to the youmu. - Check us a little! We gathered the little people and ran for a long time. “No,” we say, “it’s not possible, you walk in small steps.”

So long ago the people came in small crumbs, so what's the point? Earn ten krok and disappear from the field. “Todi,” we say, “let the little man sit on your shoulder, and take us under your breath.” Having sat the long man of a small dog on his shoulder, and taking us under his breath and pishov. "Are you handy?" - I say Pettsi. “Great, what about you?” “I can do it manually,” I say. And my merry little songs whistled. And a lot of people are walking and whistling songs, and a little person is sitting on his shoulder and still whistling and singing.

P'YATO, we walked and marveled at the donkey standing across our road. We were happy and decided to ride on a donkey. Dovga Lyudina tried the first one. Throwing your leg over the top, and bringing the donkey below your knee. Just like a long man on the whole sist, and the donkey saw that pishov, and a long man with a mighty sweep to the land of the north. We tried to put a little man on a donkey. After only a few donkeys had collected a few crops, the little person didn’t care and fell to the ground. Then she stood up and said: “Don’t let people carry me on your shoulders again, and you and Petka ride on a donkey.” We sat down, as the little person said, and let’s go. І garazd. And we whistle all our songs.

By the way, we arrived at the great lake. It’s amazing that I can stand on the banks of the river. Well, let's go to hell? – perhaps Petko. I and Petka are good in the heart of the world, but the people were forcibly imprisoned for a long time. Bent over, squeezing, raising his knees right up to his chin.

The little people are here under the shop, but the donkey has not lost its place. If you couldn’t put a man in a chaven for a long time, then you could have put a donkey in prison. And it won’t fit in two. “Oh, what a little human being, you, dear one, go wade, and we’ll put the donkey in the chaven and go.” We put the donkey in the chaven, and a long time ago the people forded the river, pulling our chaven onto the motorcycle. The donkey sits, afraid to turn around, maybe he’s ripped off the chaven for the first time. And decide well. We walk by the lake, whistling songs. For a long time the people's desire is ours and the same song sings.

In fact, we reached the other shore, and it’s amazing that the car is in ruins. “What can you do?” - like Dovga Lyudina. - "What's that?" - seems like a little person. - “This,” I say, “is a car.” - “This is the car that we’re going to drive now,” says Petko. We began to sit around in the car. Petka and I sat down, the little person was put on the lighter in front, and the long person’s axle, the donkey and the whole thing couldn’t be accommodated in the car. They put the chaven in the car, they put the donkey next to the chauvin - and all would be well, but for a long time there is no place for people. We put a donkey and a long time man in the car - we couldn’t put him anywhere.

We were completely ruined, we didn’t know what to do, that little person gave joy: “Let’s not let the person sit in the car for a long time, and put the donkey on his knees, and put his hands above his head.” They put a long time man in a car, put him on a knee until he was still alive, and gave him a chaven of trimati in his hands. "Doesn't matter?" - having slept this little man. - “Nothing, nothing,” - as if for a long time. I started the engine and off we went. All the best, it’s difficult for the little people to sit in front of the lechtar, the shaking passes over them like a bathtub. And decide nothing. We are whistling our songs.

VIII, we arrived in some place. Let's go through the streets. People are amazed at us, pointing with their fingers: “What is it like to sit in a car, sitting on a donkey’s knee and holding it with your hands above your head. Ha! Ha! Ha! And in front sit on the lekhtari. Growth from the brain! It's like he's pushing through a quagmire! Ha! Ha! Ha!" And we drove straight to the hotel, laid the chaven on the ground, put the car under a canopy, tied everything to a tree and called the ruler. Vyshov is a ruler before us and says: What do you want? - “That axis,” we say to you, “why can’t we spend the night with you?” “It’s possible,” the gentleman said, and showed us to a room with several beds. Petka and I went to bed, but it’s impossible to lie down from such a long time as a human being. The long one's bed is too short, but the little one has nothing to rest his head on. The pillow is for everyone, and only those standing before the pillow can sit down. Once we were all so tired, we lay down casually and fell asleep. The other woman simply lay down on the pillow, and the little one climbed onto the pillow, and she fell asleep.

In the Nine, we threw off our jackets and decided to continue on our way. There’s a little person talking here and saying: Do you know what? It's too much for us to compete with this person and the car. We can move better than a pawn.” - “I’m not going anywhere,” said the old man, “the things will soon go away.” - “Here you are, such a child, are you tired?” - the little man laughed. “Of course, I’m going to get tired,” the old one said, “to know the axis of any horse.” - “What good are you? - Petko intruded. “You don’t need a horse, but you need an elephant.” “Well, you can’t touch an elephant here,” I said, “this is not Africa.” Just saying this, I can hear barks, booms and screams in the street. They marveled at the window, marveling at leading an elephant along the street, and killing people behind it. A small dog runs along the elephant's legs and barks, and the elephant walks calmly, showing respect to no one. “Axle,” no matter how small a person is, “your axle is just like an elephant.” Sit down and go." - “And sit on the dog.” It’s just like you’re growing,” said Dovga Lyudina. - “That’s right,” I say, “the long one rides on an elephant, the little one rides on a dog, and I and Petka go all the way.” And we ran over the top.

AT TEN, we ran out onto the street. I rode a donkey with Petka, the little human lost her thief, and ran after an elephant. He reached the elephant, piled onto a new one and turned towards us. But the dog doesn’t stand up to the elephant, it barks and continues to run towards us. As soon as the thief got there, the little person called out and snapped at the dog. So we all went. In front is a long man on an elephant, behind him I am with Petka on the side, and behind is a little man on a dog. And we all feel good, and we all whistle songs.

First of all, I slept a song and finished.

In another way, Petko comes up to me and says: “I’ll go with you.” And we both went, singing songs.

Thirdly, we go and marvel - we are standing at the age of a human, growing from the brain.

"Who are you?" - Spitali mi yogo. - “I am the least hired person in the world.” - “Come with us.”

Let's go further, otherwise the little man can't catch up with us. You run fast, but you still get up. They took him by the hands. Petka is for the right, I am for the left. The little person was hanging in our arms, her feet poking the ground. Let's go ahead. All three of us go and whistle songs.

Fourthly, we walked and marveled at the fact that there was a man lying on the road, his head resting on a stump, and he himself was so long that you couldn’t see where his legs ended. so the stump is on the ground and pishov. And the old lady looked around, shook us and said: “Who are they that disturbed my sleep?” - “We, we seem to be, are cheerful guys. Do you want to come with us? - “Good,” - like a long time ago, the person was like to break up twenty meters of land at a time. “Hey,” the little human shouts to the youmu. “We’re dead!” We gathered the little people and ran for a long time. “No,” we say, “it’s not possible, you walk in small steps.”

So long ago the people came in small crumbs, so what's the point? Earn ten krok and disappear from the field. “Todi,” we say, “let the little man sit on your shoulder, and take us under your breath.” Having sat the long man of a small dog on his shoulder, and taking us under his breath and pishov. "Are you handy?" - I say Pettsi. “Great, what about you?” “I can do it manually,” I say. And my merry little songs whistled. And a lot of people are walking and whistling songs, and a little person is sitting on his shoulder and still whistling and singing.

On our heels, we walked and marveled at the donkey standing across our road. We were happy and decided to ride on a donkey. Dovga Lyudina tried the first one. Throwing your leg over the top, and bringing the donkey below your knee. Just like a long man on the whole sist, and the donkey saw that pishov, and a long man with a mighty sweep to the land of the north. We tried to put a little man on a donkey. After only a few donkeys had collected a few crops, the little person didn’t care and fell to the ground. Then she stood up and said: “Don’t let people carry me on your shoulders again, and you and Petka ride on a donkey.” We sat down, as the little person said, and let’s go. І garazd. And we whistle all our songs.

By the way, we arrived at the great lake. It’s amazing that I can stand on the banks of the river. Well, let's go to hell? – perhaps Petko. I and Petka are good in the heart of the world, but the people were forcibly imprisoned for a long time. Bent over, squeezing, raising his knees right up to his chin.

The little people are here under the shop, but the donkey has not lost its place. If you couldn’t put a man in a chaven for a long time, then you could have put a donkey in prison. And it won’t fit in two. “Oh, what a little person,” “you, dear one, wade, and we’ll put the donkey in the chaven and go.” We put the donkey in the chaven, and a long time ago the people forded the river, pulling our chaven onto the motorcycle. The donkey sits, afraid to turn around, maybe he’s ripped off the chaven for the first time. And decide well. We walk by the lake, whistling songs. For a long time the people's desire is ours and the same song sings.

In a sense, we reached the other shore, and we marveled at the cost of the car. “What can you do?” - like Dovga Lyudina. - What is it? - seems like a little person. “This,” I say, “is a car.” - “This is the car that we’re going to drive now,” says Petko. We began to sit around in the car. Petka and I sat down, the little person was put on the lighter in front, and the long person’s axle, the donkey and the whole thing couldn’t be accommodated in the car. They put the chaven in the car, they put the donkey next to the chauvin - and all would be well, but for a long time there is no place for people. We put a donkey and a long time man in the car - we couldn’t put him anywhere.

We were completely ruined, we didn’t know what to do, that little person gave us joy: “Let’s not let the person sit in the car for a long time, and put the donkey on his knees, and put his hands above his head.” They put a long time man in a car, put him on a knee until he was still alive, and gave him a chaven of trimati in his hands. "Doesn't matter?" - having slept this little man. “No, nothing,” as if long ago. I started the engine and off we went. All the best, it’s difficult for the little people to sit in front of the lechtar, the shaking passes over them like a bathtub. And decide nothing. We are whistling our songs.

Eight of us arrived at Yaky-

First of all, I slept a song and finished.

In another way, Petko comes up to me and says: “I’ll go with you.” And we both went, singing songs.

Thirdly, we go and wonder - we are standing at the age of a human, growing from the brain.

"Who are you?" - Powered by mi yogo. - “I am the least hired person in the world.” - “Come with us.” - “We’re on our way.”

Let's go further, otherwise the little man can't catch up with us. You run fast, but you still get up. They took him by the hands. Petka is for the right, I am for the left. The little person was hanging in our arms, her feet poking the ground. Let's go ahead. All three of us go and whistle songs.

Fourthly, we walked and marveled at the fact that a man was lying on the road, his head resting on a stump, and he himself was so long that it was impossible to see where his legs would end. We came even closer, and as soon as we got to our feet, as soon as we hit the stump with our fist, the stump hit the ground and fell. And the old lady looked around, shook us and said: “Who are they that disturbed my sleep?” - “We, we seem to be, are cheerful lads. Do you want to come with us? - “Good,” - like a long time ago, the person was like to break up twenty meters of land at a time. “Hey,” the little human shouts to the youmu. - Check us a little! We gathered the little people and ran for a long time. “No,” we say, “it’s not possible, you walk in small steps.”

So long ago the people came in small crumbs, so what's the point? Earn ten krok and disappear from the field. “Todi,” we say, “let the little man sit on your shoulder, and take us under your breath.” Having sat the long man of a small dog on his shoulder, and taking us under his breath and pishov. "Are you handy?" - I say Pettsi. “Great, what about you?” “I can do it manually,” I say. And my merry little songs whistled. And a lot of people are walking and whistling songs, and a little person is sitting on his shoulder and still whistling and singing.

P'YATO, we walked and marveled at the donkey standing across our road. We were happy and decided to ride on a donkey. Dovga Lyudina tried the first one. Throwing your leg over the top, and bringing the donkey below your knee. Just like a long man on the whole sist, and the donkey saw that pishov, and a long man with a mighty sweep to the land of the north. We tried to put a little man on a donkey. After only a few donkeys had collected a few crops, the little person didn’t care and fell to the ground. Then she stood up and said: “Don’t let people carry me on your shoulders again, and you and Petka ride on a donkey.” We sat down, as the little person said, and let’s go. І garazd. And we whistle all our songs.

By the way, we arrived at the great lake. It’s amazing that I can stand on the banks of the river. Well, let's go to hell? – perhaps Petko. I and Petka are good in the heart of the world, but the people were forcibly imprisoned for a long time. Bent over, squeezing, raising his knees right up to his chin.

The little people are here under the shop, but the donkey has not lost its place. If you couldn’t put a man in a chaven for a long time, then you could have put a donkey in prison. And it won’t fit in two. “Oh, what a little human being, you, dear one, go wade, and we’ll put the donkey in the chaven and go.” We put the donkey in the chaven, and a long time ago the people forded the river, pulling our chaven onto the motorcycle. The donkey sits, afraid to turn around, maybe he’s ripped off the chaven for the first time. And decide well. We walk by the lake, whistling songs. For a long time the people's desire is ours and the same song sings.

In fact, we reached the other shore, and it’s amazing that the car is in ruins. “What can you do?” - like Dovga Lyudina. - "What's that?" - seems like a little person. - “This,” I say, “is a car.” - “This is the car that we’re going to drive now,” says Petko. We began to sit around in the car. Petka and I sat down, the little person was put on the lighter in front, and the long person’s axle, the donkey and the whole thing couldn’t be accommodated in the car. They put the chaven in the car, they put the donkey next to the chauvin - and all would be well, but for a long time there is no place for people. We put a donkey and a long time man in the car - we couldn’t put him anywhere.

We were completely ruined, we didn’t know what to do, that little person gave joy: “Let’s not let the person sit in the car for a long time, and put the donkey on his knees, and put his hands above his head.” They put a long time man in a car, put him on a knee until he was still alive, and gave him a chaven of trimati in his hands. "Doesn't matter?" - having slept this little man. - “Nothing, nothing,” - as if for a long time. I started the engine and off we went. All the best, it’s difficult for the little people to sit in front of the lechtar, the shaking passes over them like a bathtub. And decide nothing. We are whistling our songs.

VIII, we arrived in some place. Let's go through the streets. People are amazed at us, pointing with their fingers: “What is it like to sit in a car, sitting on a donkey’s knee and holding it with your hands above your head. Ha! Ha! Ha! And in front sit on the lekhtari. Growth from the brain! It's like he's pushing through a quagmire! Ha! Ha! Ha!" And we drove straight to the hotel, laid the chaven on the ground, put the car under a canopy, tied everything to a tree and called the ruler. Vyshov is a ruler before us and says: What do you want? - “That axis,” we say to you, “why can’t we spend the night with you?” “It’s possible,” the gentleman said, and showed us to a room with several beds. Petka and I went to bed, but it’s impossible to lie down from such a long time as a human being. The long one's bed is too short, but the little one has nothing to rest his head on. The pillow is for everyone, and only those standing before the pillow can sit down. Once we were all so tired, we lay down casually and fell asleep. The other woman simply lay down on the pillow, and the little one climbed onto the pillow, and she fell asleep.

In the Nine, we threw off our jackets and decided to continue on our way. There’s a little person talking here and saying: Do you know what? It's too much for us to compete with this person and the car. We can move better than a pawn.” - “I’m not going anywhere,” said the old man, “the things will soon go away.” - “Here you are, such a child, are you tired?” - the little man laughed. “Of course, I’m going to get tired,” the old one said, “to know the axis of any horse.” - “What good are you? - Petko intruded. “You don’t need a horse, but you need an elephant.” “Well, you can’t touch an elephant here,” I said, “this is not Africa.” Just saying this, I can hear barks, booms and screams in the street. They marveled at the window, marveling at leading an elephant along the street, and killing people behind it. A small dog runs along the elephant's legs and barks, and the elephant walks calmly, showing respect to no one. “Axle,” no matter how small a person is, “your axle is just like an elephant.” Sit down and go." - “And sit on the dog.” It’s just like you’re growing,” said Dovga Lyudina. - “That’s right,” I say, “the long one rides on an elephant, the little one rides on a dog, and I and Petka go all the way.” And we ran over the top.

AT TEN, we ran out onto the street. I rode a donkey with Petka, the little human lost her thief, and ran after an elephant. He reached the elephant, piled onto a new one and turned towards us. But the dog doesn’t stand up to the elephant, it barks and continues to run towards us. As soon as the thief got there, the little person called out and snapped at the dog. So we all went. In front is a long man on an elephant, behind him I am with Petka on the side, and behind is a little man on a dog. And we all feel good, and we all whistle songs.

We left the place and went, and where we arrived and what happened with us there, we will tell you about it in the future.

"One way and another"

First of all, I slept a song and finished.

In another way, Petko comes up to me and says: “I’ll go with you.” And we both went, singing songs.

Thirdly, we go and wonder - we are standing at the age of a human, growing from the brain.

"Who are you?" - Spitali mi yogo. - “I am the least hired person in the world.” - “Come with us.” - “We’re on our way.”

Let's go further, otherwise the little man can't catch up with us. You run fast, but you still get up. They took him by the hands. Petka is for the right, I am for the left. The little person was hanging in our arms, her feet poking the ground. Let's go ahead. All three of us go and whistle songs.

Fourthly, we walked and marveled at a person lying on the road, his head resting on a stump, and so long ago that it was impossible to see where his legs would end. so the stump is on the ground and pishov. And the other man marveled at us, asking us and saying: “Who are they that disturbed my sleep?” -

“We,” we say, “are fun guys. Do you want to come with us?” - “Good,” -

to speak to a long time people, this is how to earn about twenty meters at a time. "Gay,"

shout youmu little human. - There are only a few of us left! “We buried the little people and ran away for a long time. “No,” we said, “this is not possible, you walk in small steps.”

So long ago the people came in small crumbs, so what's the point? Earn ten krok and disappear from the field. “Todi,” we say, “let the little man sit on your shoulder, and take us under your breath.” Having sat the long man of a small dog on his shoulder, and taking us under his breath and pishov. "Are you handy?" -

I say to Pettsi. “Great, what about you?” “I can do it manually,” I say. And my merry little songs whistled. And a lot of people are walking and whistling songs, and a little person is sitting on his shoulder and still whistling and singing.

P'YATO, we walked and marveled at the donkey standing across our road.

We were happy and decided to ride on a donkey. Dovga Lyudina tried the first one.

Throwing your leg over the top, and bringing the donkey below your knee. Just like a long man on the whole sist, and the donkey saw that pishov, and a long man with a mighty sweep to the land of the north. We tried to put a little man on a donkey. After only a few donkeys had collected a few crops, the little person didn’t care and fell to the ground. Then she stood up and said: “Don’t let people carry me on your shoulders again, and you and Petka ride on a donkey.” We sat down, as the little person said, and let’s go. І garazd. And we whistle all our songs.

By the way, we arrived at the great lake. It’s amazing that I can stand on the banks of the river.

“Well, let’s go to the chavni?” – perhaps Petko. I and Petka are good in the heart of the world, but the people were forcibly imprisoned for a long time. Bent over, squeezing, raising his knees right up to his chin.

The little people are here under the shop, but the donkey has not lost its place. If you couldn’t put a man in a chaven for a long time, then you could have put a donkey in prison. And it won’t fit in two. “Oh, what a little human being, you, dear one, go wade, and we’ll put the donkey in the chaven and go.”

We put the donkey in the chaven, and a long time ago the people forded the river, pulling our chaven onto the motorcycle. The donkey sits, afraid to turn around, maybe he’s ripped off the chaven for the first time. And decide well. We walk by the lake, whistling songs. For a long time the people's desire is ours and the same song sings.

In fact, we reached the other shore, and it’s amazing that the car is in ruins. “What can you do?” - like Dovga Lyudina. - "What's that?" - seems like a little person. They put the lekhtar, but for a long time the man, the donkey and the choven cannot fit in the car. They put the chowen in the car, they put the donkey in the chaven - and all would be well, but for the long time there is no place for the man. put.

We were completely ruined, we didn’t know what to do, that little person gave joy: “Let the people sit in the car for a long time, and put the donkey on your knees, and put your hands above your head.” They put a long time man in a car, put him on a knee until he was still alive, and gave him a chaven of trimati in his hands. "Doesn't matter?" - having slept this little man. “No, nothing,” as if long ago. I started the engine and off we went. All the best, it’s difficult for the little people to sit in front of the lechtar, the shaking passes over them like a bathtub. And decide nothing. We are whistling our songs.

VIII, we arrived in some place. Let's go through the streets. People are amazed at us, pointing with their fingers: “What is it,” they say, “to sit in a car, sit on the knee of a donkey and raise your hands above your head. Ha! ha! ha! !

It's like he's pushing through a quagmire! Ha! Ha! ha!" And we drove straight to the hotel, put the chaven on the ground, put the car under a canopy, tied the donkey to a tree and called the ruler. Wiyshov is the ruler before us and said: "What do you want in the future?" - "That axle, - I guess we can’t spend the night with you?

“It’s possible,” the master said and showed us to a room with several beds. Petka and I went to bed, but it’s impossible to lie down from such a long time as a human being. The long one's bed is too short, but the little one has nothing to rest his head on. The pillow is for everyone, and only those standing before the pillow can sit down. Once we were all so tired, we lay down casually and fell asleep. The other woman simply lay down on the pillow, and the little one climbed onto the pillow, and she fell asleep.

Having said to the good man, the pawns will soon be exhausted. - Here you are, such a child, are you in the mood? - the little man laughed.

Having said a long time, “I would like to know what kind of person I am.” - “What kind of person is good for you? - Petko was intruding. “You don’t need a horse, but you need an elephant.”

“Well, you can’t touch an elephant here,” I said, “this is not Africa.” Just saying this, I can hear barks, booms and screams in the street. We marveled at the window, we marveled

Lead an elephant down the street, and kill people behind it. A small dog runs and barks along the elephant’s legs, and the elephant walks calmly, showing respect to no one. “The axle,” like a small person in a long time, “is like your axle and the elephant. Sit down and go.” - The long one goes on the elephant, the little one goes on the dog, and I and Petka go all the way. And we ran over the top.

AT TEN, we ran out onto the street. I rode a donkey with Petka, the little human lost her thief, and ran after an elephant. He reached the elephant, piled onto a new one and turned towards us. But the dog doesn’t stand up to the elephant, it barks and continues to run towards us. As soon as the thief got there, the little person called out and snapped at the dog. So we all went. In front is a long man on an elephant, behind him I am with Petka on the side, and behind is a little man on a dog. And we all feel good, and we all whistle songs.

We left the place and went, and where we arrived and what happened with us there, we will tell you about it in the future.

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First and different

First of all, I slept a song and finished.

In another way, Petko comes up to me and says: “I’ll go with you.” And we both went, singing songs.

Thirdly, we go and wonder - we are standing at the age of a human, growing from the brain.

"Who are you?" - Powered by mi yogo. - “I am the least hired person in the world.” - “Come with us.” - “We’re on our way.”

Let's go further, otherwise the little man can't catch up with us. You run fast, but you still get up. They took him by the hands. Petka is for the right, I am for the left. The little person was hanging in our arms, her feet poking the ground. Let's go ahead. All three of us go and whistle songs.

Fourthly, we walked and marveled at the fact that a man was lying on the road, his head resting on a stump, and he himself was so long that it was impossible to see where his legs would end. We came even closer, and as soon as we got to our feet, as soon as we hit the stump with our fist, the stump hit the ground and fell. And the old lady looked around, shook us and said: “Who are they that disturbed my sleep?” - “We, we seem to be, are cheerful lads. Do you want to come with us? - “Good,” - like a long time ago, the person was like to break up twenty meters of land at a time. “Hey,” the little human shouts to the youmu. - Check us a little! We gathered the little people and ran for a long time. “No,” we say, “it’s not possible, you walk in small steps.”

So long ago the people came in small crumbs, so what's the point? Earn ten krok and disappear from the field. “Todi,” we say, “let the little man sit on your shoulder, and take us under your breath.” Having sat the long man of a small dog on his shoulder, and taking us under his breath and pishov. "Are you handy?" - I say Pettsi. “Great, what about you?” “I can do it manually,” I say. And my merry little songs whistled. And a lot of people are walking and whistling songs, and a little person is sitting on his shoulder and still whistling and singing.

P'YATO, we walked and marveled at the donkey standing across our road. We were happy and decided to ride on a donkey. Dovga Lyudina tried the first one. Throwing your leg over the top, and bringing the donkey below your knee. Just like a long man on the whole sist, and the donkey saw that pishov, and a long man with a mighty sweep to the land of the north. We tried to put a little man on a donkey. After only a few donkeys had collected a few crops, the little person didn’t care and fell to the ground. Then she stood up and said: “Don’t let people carry me on your shoulders again, and you and Petka ride on a donkey.” We sat down, as the little person said, and let’s go. І garazd. And we whistle all our songs.

By the way, we arrived at the great lake. It’s amazing that I can stand on the banks of the river. Well, let's go to hell? – perhaps Petko. I and Petka are good in the heart of the world, but the people were forcibly imprisoned for a long time. Bent over, squeezing, raising his knees right up to his chin.

The little people are here under the shop, but the donkey has not lost its place. If you couldn’t put a man in a chaven for a long time, then you could have put a donkey in prison. And it won’t fit in two. “Oh, what a little human being, you, dear one, go wade, and we’ll put the donkey in the chaven and go.” We put the donkey in the chaven, and a long time ago the people forded the river, pulling our chaven onto the motorcycle. The donkey sits, afraid to turn around, maybe he’s ripped off the chaven for the first time. And decide well. We walk by the lake, whistling songs. For a long time the people's desire is ours and the same song sings.

In fact, we reached the other shore, and it’s amazing that the car is in ruins. “What can you do?” - like Dovga Lyudina. - "What's that?" - seems like a little person. - “This,” I say, “is a car.” - “This is the car that we’re going to drive now,” says Petko. We began to sit around in the car. Petka and I sat down, the little person was put on the lighter in front, and the long person’s axle, the donkey and the whole thing couldn’t be accommodated in the car. They put the chaven in the car, they put the donkey next to the chauvin - and all would be well, but for a long time there is no place for people. We put a donkey and a long time man in the car - we couldn’t put him anywhere.

We were completely ruined, we didn’t know what to do, that little person gave joy: “Let’s not let the person sit in the car for a long time, and put the donkey on his knees, and put his hands above his head.” They put a long time man in a car, put him on a knee until he was still alive, and gave him a chaven of trimati in his hands. "Doesn't matter?" - having slept this little man. - “Nothing, nothing,” - as if for a long time. I started the engine and off we went. All the best, it’s difficult for the little people to sit in front of the lechtar, the shaking passes over them like a bathtub. And decide nothing. We are whistling our songs.

VIII, we arrived in some place. Let's go through the streets. People are amazed at us, pointing with their fingers: “What is it like to sit in a car, sitting on a donkey’s knee and holding it with your hands above your head. Ha! Ha! Ha! And in front sit on the lekhtari. Growth from the brain! It's like he's pushing through a quagmire! Ha! Ha! Ha!" And we drove straight to the hotel, laid the chaven on the ground, put the car under a canopy, tied everything to a tree and called the ruler. Vyshov is a ruler before us and says: What do you want? - “That axis,” we say to you, “why can’t we spend the night with you?” “It’s possible,” the gentleman said, and showed us to a room with several beds. Petka and I went to bed, but it’s impossible to lie down from such a long time as a human being. The long one's bed is too short, but the little one has nothing to rest his head on. The pillow is for everyone, and only those standing before the pillow can sit down. Once we were all so tired, we lay down casually and fell asleep. The other woman simply lay down on the pillow, and the little one climbed onto the pillow, and she fell asleep.

In the Nine, we threw off our jackets and decided to continue on our way. There’s a little person talking here and saying: Do you know what? It's too much for us to compete with this person and the car. We can move better than a pawn.” - “I’m not going anywhere,” said the old man, “the things will soon go away.” - “Here you are, such a child, are you tired?” - the little man laughed. “Of course, I’m going to get tired,” the old one said, “to know the axis of any horse.” - “What good are you? - Petko intruded. “You don’t need a horse, but you need an elephant.” “Well, you can’t touch an elephant here,” I said, “this is not Africa.” Just saying this, I can hear barks, booms and screams in the street. They marveled at the window, marveling at leading an elephant along the street, and killing people behind it. A small dog runs along the elephant's legs and barks, and the elephant walks calmly, showing respect to no one. “Axle,” no matter how small a person is, “your axle is just like an elephant.” Sit down and go." - “And sit on the dog.” It’s just like you’re growing,” said Dovga Lyudina. - “That’s right,” I say, “the long one rides on an elephant, the little one rides on a dog, and I and Petka go all the way.” And we ran over the top.